STAN
You've got to prioritize!
KYLE
Uh oh, we're losing him.
What marches in, crawls up your leg, and bites the inside of your ass?
MAYOR
Mrs. Mayor rousing the troops.
Mrs. Mayor on the locals.
MR. GARRISON
Mr. Garrison tries a new gun, "You talkin' to me???"
Mr. Hat says "Kill her!"
CHEF
Damn woman, I just gave you sweet lovin 5 minutes ago. You trying to kill me?
Hello there children, how are my little crackers doing today?
Chef sings to Kathie Lee Gifford
Well, three times bigger than Frank Gifford's, anyway.
You are a very special woman.
CARTMAN
Cartman on rainbows....
Kick ass!
Cartman sings "I'm gonna be on television"
It's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap!
Say it with me, beefcake!
But mom, I need it for tomorrow.
Laugh all you want, I'm the one who's gonna be on TV lookin' all buff!
Sweet, check me out. I'm such a beefcake I can't even get through the door.
Oh look! Another hippie.
This is sweet, camera crews setting up and I'm looking totally ripped. Beefcake!
MULTIPLE/OTHER CHARACTERS
Stan and Cartman on dolphins being stupid.
Stan and Cartman on dolphins being intelligent.
Stan and Cartman on getting in shape.
Kyle and Cartman on Cartman's ass.
Side effects of Weightgain 4000.
