South Park WAV Files - Episode #3 - Volcano

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CARTMAN

Democrats piss me off.

Drive the car damnit, drive!

Goddamnit, don't shoot me!

Hey I'll blow your freakin' head off!

Hey you guys, this works pretty good right now.

I am Scuzzlebutt, lord of the mountains.

I got yer back, soldier.

My weenies won't cook.

Cartman having Vietnam flashbacks.

Shutup, I didn't pee my pants.

Shutup, I'm not scared of nuthin.

This is like the gun I used in 'Nam.

You piece of crap, I'll kill you!

KYLE

Well Stan, you wanna know what I think?
STAN

Ah damnit, I can't do it.

Hey! I'm a dirty little bastard, too!

Hey, that was easy.

I can't.

I did it! I did it! I finally killed something!

JIMBO

Ok, each of you youngin's take a gun, a beer, and some smokes.

Hey son lookout that's dangerous, you're gonna spill your beer.

Ho ho! That's disgusting.

My god its coming right for us!

Now THAT is a dirty little bastard!

Welp, here we are.

What the hell is wrong with you? Can't you handle a little alcohol?

What the sam hell?

What the....what's wrong with you?

You pansey, gimme that gun.

You're babbling, you're not making any sense, you're hysterical!
NED

Oh it hurts, it hurts.

Oh man that is nasty.

Oh rabbit, rabbit five o'clock.

Only now in this late hour do I see the folly of guns, I'll never use a gun again.

CHEF

C'mon everybody, you gotta help the children!

 

Chef sings "Hot Lava."

That has got to be the bigget load of pig crap I have ever heard.

MULTIPLE/OTHER CHARACTERS

Cartman's Mom: Here hon, I packed you some cheesey poofs and happy tarts.

The Kids: About hunting in Africa.

Jimbo and Kids: About Cartman's pee.

Jimbo/Cartman: Jimbo tries to shoot Cartman.

Jimbo/Cartman: It's coming right for us! Kick ass!

Jimbo/Ned: It's coming right for us.

Jimbo/Ned: Christ Ned, what did you have for breakfast? I dunno man I have some bad gas.

Scuzzlebutt: Hi kids, i'm TV's Patrick Duffy.

Scuzzlebutt: Nooooo! Why god, why?

Stan/Cartman: I'll kill you! I'll fill you full of lead!

Stan/Cartman: Yeah it's stupid, let's go watch cartoons. Yeah, cartoons kick ass.

Stan/Kyle: What, why? Yeah, make up your mind dude.