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MULTIPLE/OTHER CHARACTERS
Cartman and Mrs. Cartman: On T&P turning Cartman into a potty mouth.
Chef/Stan: On whether or not it's ok for Stand to kill his grandpa.
Grandpa/Stan: How would you like to make a dollar, Billy? My name's not Billy, grandpa, it's Stan. Damnit Billy, do you want a dollar or not? Sure.
Grandpa/Stan: So now will you kill me, Billy? Sure I will grandpa. I will.
Grandpa/Stan: Are you ready, Grandpa? Does a pope crap in the woods?
The Kids: Ahhhhhh!
The Kids: On parents and television.
Jesus/Caller: How the hell'd you know that? Well maybe because I am the son of God, brainiac.
Jesus/Stan: God damn it! I heard that!
Jesus: Yeah, believe in me and ye shall find peace. First caller, you're on Jesus and Pals.
Kenny: Oh my god! (dealing with explosive diarrhea)
Kyle/Cartman: Ow! What the hell was that for? That's for your stupid mother! She made me miss Terrance and Phillip last night!
Kyle's Mom: What, do you need to drop some friends off at the pool?
Stan/Cartman: Here Cartman, have some Snacky Cakes. Dude! Snacky Cakes? Good man.
Stan's Dad: Heh heh heh, he farted right on his head.
Stan's Dad/Mayor: Whoa, Mayor, you uh making gravey in there? I just had a brown baby boy.
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