South Park WAV Files - Damien

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CARTMAN

Ants in the pants???

'Cause its my birthday.

Get the hell outta my sight! The party's over. Get out goddamnit!

Hey, who cuts your hair? Stevie Wonder?

I hate you! I want you to die!

Oh, I remember. I shoved it up my ass....

No.....more.....pie....

Oh, here comes the unholy butthole now.

That's it. The party is over. Everybody go home.

That's right....hey!

You dirty cheap ass piece of crap!

KYLE

If you win the fight, can you turn Kenny back to normal?

STAN

Holy crap, dude! Satan is huge!

If my mom could cook like Cartman's mom I'd be a big fatass too!

Whoa dude. You need to mellow out.

Damien

Ah, son of stench. Cursed ruler of the weak!

Death to the holy, the wrath of the fallen angel now makes for you all!

Infidels! I will turn you all into beasts of burden!

Now feel the wrath of the fallen angel!

JESUS

Kids, you believe I can beat Satan, right?

So it was written, and so the cycle of years brings the evil one....

Wow, that's pretty heavy.

SATAN

C'mon you little wuss, fight!

I will crush him like a little bug.

Puny son of Jehova. Prepare to enter thy house of pain!

Son of God, I wil smash thy face into small little bits.

Satan speaks in latin....

MULTIPLE/OTHER CHARACTERS

Announcer: Jesus versus Satan, only on Pay-Per-View!

Chef: I can't hit Jesus, my mother would never speak to me again!

Damien/Counselor: Everybody hates me. Why do you think that is?

Damien/Jesus: Damien challenges Jesus....

Jimbo: Man, that guy is a jerk!

Kyle/Jesus: Here Jesus, drink these raw eggs. No way dude!

Priest: Praise the lord! Thank you sweet Jesus for showing us the light!